conversations wit marc douche -major douche.

Marc collado is one funny a -hole. we hang coz our freakin thoughts mix somehow. we were okay til louise beesh joined. and we both still think she aint kewl. x DDD

anywho , marc is an athiest. he aint like religion , once he decided to hate roman catholicism -if thats a word , in my opinion , his life started to become miserable. yes marc , yer life's miserable coz that thing on yer back is totalli uncool. like , seriously , dorkness much. ha ha.

so , that house thing , tha teli show on axn -which louise also got into and i did not , marc's realli gay fur that one. doctor house (or whatev his name) is turnin marc gay , or already successfully turned him gay. marc thinks hes really awesum. i dont , coz am not a fan. but i did watched some , uhm , two episodes. x DDDD okay , just one.

i aint got nothn new to post so i guess i'll just let ya'll know how we communicate. x DD yea , wtf right??.
our yahoo messenger blah conversation ten mins ago , or so :


:kimi.: hey whore.
:kimi.: yer so gay fur house
Marc Collado: teach me friendster
:kimi.: HA HA.
:kimi.: okay2.
:kimi.: its suckish.
:kimi.: boriing.
:kimi.: lots of lame , annoyin people.
Marc Collado: I decided to be a faggot and post about irrelevant backgrounds that have no connection to my interests
:kimi.: LOLLLOL.
:kimi.: mine does.
Marc Collado: you are lying
:kimi.: coz angry monkees ar kewl.
:kimi.: am not.
:kimi.: u thurr.
:kimi.: hey , go make yer post.
Marc Collado: great
Marc Collado: now edit my background and shits
:kimi.: icant tonight.
Marc Collado: marc.shiz@gmail.com
Marc Collado: password: ******
:kimi.: nonono.
:kimi.: yoo hav to pay me.
Marc Collado: FINE I'D GO FIND SOME *JOHN FAGS TO DO THIS THEY ARE BETTER THAN SOME FAT KID
:kimi.: okay then , im bettr though , so like , uhm , dont say i ddnt warn yoo.
:kimi.: although i think *lanie's got skillls.
Marc Collado: i don't get lanie
Marc Collado: i go ask *chip
Marc Collado: or *rose anne
Marc Collado: or *louise
:kimi.: he good?.
Marc Collado: or
Marc Collado: or
Marc Collado: i dunno lol
Marc Collado: ROFL
:kimi.: nonono. NOT LOUISE!.
Marc Collado:
:kimi.: she is beyond lame.
:kimi.: : DDD
:kimi.: shes just kinda kewl coz shes fcukin rich.
Marc Collado: LOUISE IS LAME
Marc Collado: AGREE OR COMPLETELY AGREE
:kimi.: i know.
Marc Collado: ???
:kimi.: omg i agree.
:kimi.: COMPLETELY.
:kimi.: x DDDDD
:kimi.: soo , go make posts now?.
:kimi.: no?
:kimi.: like , later?.
Marc Collado: Play dota
:kimi.: gawd. \facepalm.
Marc Collado: NO, BLOGGING IS 3RD PRIORITY
:kimi.: wtf then whyd yoo make one.
Marc Collado: because I will be bored one summer's day
:kimi.: lolool.
Marc Collado: and decide i should post on my awesomeness
:kimi.: like maybe youd meet othr faggy aethiests -spelchek gawd.
:kimi.: ooook. am awesomer.
Marc Collado: i highly doubt it
Marc Collado: EDIT MY FRIENDSTER PLZ
Marc Collado: NAO
:kimi.: is house an aethiest?.
:kimi.: -spelchek please.
Marc Collado: atheist
Marc Collado: and yes he freaking is
:kimi.: x DDD
:kimi.: okkk.
Marc Collado: he's the incarnate of me
Marc Collado: in a doctor state
:kimi.: so ar u like , gay?.
:kimi.: NONONO.
Marc Collado: consider me god
Marc Collado: and he is jebus
Marc Collado: spell check plz
:kimi.: hes kewler , richer , sexier , and not dying.
:kimi.: wth.
:kimi.: x D
Marc Collado: wtvr jebus - spell check plz
:kimi.: whatever.
:kimi.: x DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Marc Collado: House is like this awesome
Marc Collado: but I am more awesomer
Marc Collado: and I have a curved spine
Marc Collado: HOW COOL IS DAT?
:kimi.: yer not awesomer marc.
Marc Collado: you are lying
:kimi.: wth no.
------- then i sent marc wut louise sent , tha thing and tha leech. (read info below if ya'll cant comprehend)
Marc Collado: WTH
Marc Collado: IS DAT SHIT
:kimi.: very funny shit./
Marc Collado: is dat a motivational?
:kimi.: ok wtf?.
Marc Collado: OH JEBUS It'S MOVING
:kimi.: wth?./
:kimi.: so yer gonna like , ignor me.
:kimi.: okay okay.
:kimi.: .... okkkkay.
Marc Collado: EDIT MY PROFILE
Marc Collado: PLZXXXXXX
:kimi.: no can do.
:kimi.: maybe nxtime.
:kimi.: when yer cool enuf. lololl.
Marc Collado:
:kimi.: sheesh.
Marc Collado:
:kimi.: go ask chip fur help.
:kimi.: x DDDDDDDDD
Marc Collado: WE PLAY DOTA
Marc Collado: STOP PMING YOU BITCH
:kimi.: i tot u wer editing yer profile!?.
Marc Collado: not anymore because you are being a bitch
:kimi.: omygad thank you!.
:kimi.: go fcuk house.
:kimi.: x DDDDDDDD
:kimi.: or chip.
:kimi.: ha ha.
Marc Collado: MORON
Last message received on 2/27 at 10:09 PM

* john - st.john , his class.
*lanie - his classmate , got mad skillls on fs lol.
*chip - his best boyfriend lol.
*roseanne - some girl at school. i dont know her well.
*louise - yoo know , beesh much.

ha ha!. kinda erased tha other shit out , unimportant stuff , like tah file louise sent us , funny shit thing! , jake ddnt really liked it , coz hes realli uncool. its abwt a guy and a leech on his balls and his parents ar just plain wrong and such and such.

marc yoo still douche!!!!. ha ha.