Friday, February 27, 2009

physics tour , barely. : D

By 7 am , it wus like , classroom chaos coz everyone wus screamin lookin fur their stuff and did projects and such such. bein irresponsible myself, i joined them. did tha mapeh portfolio , tha c a t lectures , tha computer homework , then i had problems with my letter for the tour , coz parents had to sign it , LAME. so hell , i forged my way through it. : DDDD

fast forward , enk!!!. then it wus time for our trip , i had my vintage shades on and my funky hat and sat near tha bus window. eriko sat beside me , which made me feel all warmer and sweatier coz hes large , and we're all congested inside tha damn school bus. lol. on tha road , i took pics , and some LATEST technology lol from t e s d a, HA HA. then we wnt to sanggali (real farrrrr place from downtown) for tha w m p c thing -which is confidential so i ddnt take any pics coz we wrnt allowed.



here are some of the photos in a random wtf manner.






lunch break. havin a good time , uhm , till mrs cacay showed up. sheesh.
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with king okire.



tha speaker guy said thats a powersaw. oooh.


i dunno wut tha hell that is


wit ellen yey.


uhm , sup megatron?.



yey mirror shot. with marc douche right there.



ha ha. doin bad imitations of tha president.




weeeeees!!!!!!!!!!.

ha ha. talkin bout a i.


thinkin of jom perhaps?.



so yea it wus pretty much a fun day , except for tha morning classroom chaos , tha cacay part , and tha uber heat. ha ha.








conversations wit marc douche -major douche.

Marc collado is one funny a -hole. we hang coz our freakin thoughts mix somehow. we were okay til louise beesh joined. and we both still think she aint kewl. x DDD

anywho , marc is an athiest. he aint like religion , once he decided to hate roman catholicism -if thats a word , in my opinion , his life started to become miserable. yes marc , yer life's miserable coz that thing on yer back is totalli uncool. like , seriously , dorkness much. ha ha.

so , that house thing , tha teli show on axn -which louise also got into and i did not , marc's realli gay fur that one. doctor house (or whatev his name) is turnin marc gay , or already successfully turned him gay. marc thinks hes really awesum. i dont , coz am not a fan. but i did watched some , uhm , two episodes. x DDDD okay , just one.

i aint got nothn new to post so i guess i'll just let ya'll know how we communicate. x DD yea , wtf right??.
our yahoo messenger blah conversation ten mins ago , or so :


:kimi.: hey whore.
:kimi.: yer so gay fur house
Marc Collado: teach me friendster
:kimi.: HA HA.
:kimi.: okay2.
:kimi.: its suckish.
:kimi.: boriing.
:kimi.: lots of lame , annoyin people.
Marc Collado: I decided to be a faggot and post about irrelevant backgrounds that have no connection to my interests
:kimi.: LOLLLOL.
:kimi.: mine does.
Marc Collado: you are lying
:kimi.: coz angry monkees ar kewl.
:kimi.: am not.
:kimi.: u thurr.
:kimi.: hey , go make yer post.
Marc Collado: great
Marc Collado: now edit my background and shits
:kimi.: icant tonight.
Marc Collado: marc.shiz@gmail.com
Marc Collado: password: ******
:kimi.: nonono.
:kimi.: yoo hav to pay me.
Marc Collado: FINE I'D GO FIND SOME *JOHN FAGS TO DO THIS THEY ARE BETTER THAN SOME FAT KID
:kimi.: okay then , im bettr though , so like , uhm , dont say i ddnt warn yoo.
:kimi.: although i think *lanie's got skillls.
Marc Collado: i don't get lanie
Marc Collado: i go ask *chip
Marc Collado: or *rose anne
Marc Collado: or *louise
:kimi.: he good?.
Marc Collado: or
Marc Collado: or
Marc Collado: i dunno lol
Marc Collado: ROFL
:kimi.: nonono. NOT LOUISE!.
Marc Collado:
:kimi.: she is beyond lame.
:kimi.: : DDD
:kimi.: shes just kinda kewl coz shes fcukin rich.
Marc Collado: LOUISE IS LAME
Marc Collado: AGREE OR COMPLETELY AGREE
:kimi.: i know.
Marc Collado: ???
:kimi.: omg i agree.
:kimi.: COMPLETELY.
:kimi.: x DDDDD
:kimi.: soo , go make posts now?.
:kimi.: no?
:kimi.: like , later?.
Marc Collado: Play dota
:kimi.: gawd. \facepalm.
Marc Collado: NO, BLOGGING IS 3RD PRIORITY
:kimi.: wtf then whyd yoo make one.
Marc Collado: because I will be bored one summer's day
:kimi.: lolool.
Marc Collado: and decide i should post on my awesomeness
:kimi.: like maybe youd meet othr faggy aethiests -spelchek gawd.
:kimi.: ooook. am awesomer.
Marc Collado: i highly doubt it
Marc Collado: EDIT MY FRIENDSTER PLZ
Marc Collado: NAO
:kimi.: is house an aethiest?.
:kimi.: -spelchek please.
Marc Collado: atheist
Marc Collado: and yes he freaking is
:kimi.: x DDD
:kimi.: okkk.
Marc Collado: he's the incarnate of me
Marc Collado: in a doctor state
:kimi.: so ar u like , gay?.
:kimi.: NONONO.
Marc Collado: consider me god
Marc Collado: and he is jebus
Marc Collado: spell check plz
:kimi.: hes kewler , richer , sexier , and not dying.
:kimi.: wth.
:kimi.: x D
Marc Collado: wtvr jebus - spell check plz
:kimi.: whatever.
:kimi.: x DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Marc Collado: House is like this awesome
Marc Collado: but I am more awesomer
Marc Collado: and I have a curved spine
Marc Collado: HOW COOL IS DAT?
:kimi.: yer not awesomer marc.
Marc Collado: you are lying
:kimi.: wth no.
------- then i sent marc wut louise sent , tha thing and tha leech. (read info below if ya'll cant comprehend)
Marc Collado: WTH
Marc Collado: IS DAT SHIT
:kimi.: very funny shit./
Marc Collado: is dat a motivational?
:kimi.: ok wtf?.
Marc Collado: OH JEBUS It'S MOVING
:kimi.: wth?./
:kimi.: so yer gonna like , ignor me.
:kimi.: okay okay.
:kimi.: .... okkkkay.
Marc Collado: EDIT MY PROFILE
Marc Collado: PLZXXXXXX
:kimi.: no can do.
:kimi.: maybe nxtime.
:kimi.: when yer cool enuf. lololl.
Marc Collado:
:kimi.: sheesh.
Marc Collado:
:kimi.: go ask chip fur help.
:kimi.: x DDDDDDDDD
Marc Collado: WE PLAY DOTA
Marc Collado: STOP PMING YOU BITCH
:kimi.: i tot u wer editing yer profile!?.
Marc Collado: not anymore because you are being a bitch
:kimi.: omygad thank you!.
:kimi.: go fcuk house.
:kimi.: x DDDDDDDD
:kimi.: or chip.
:kimi.: ha ha.
Marc Collado: MORON
Last message received on 2/27 at 10:09 PM

* john - st.john , his class.
*lanie - his classmate , got mad skillls on fs lol.
*chip - his best boyfriend lol.
*roseanne - some girl at school. i dont know her well.
*louise - yoo know , beesh much.

ha ha!. kinda erased tha other shit out , unimportant stuff , like tah file louise sent us , funny shit thing! , jake ddnt really liked it , coz hes realli uncool. its abwt a guy and a leech on his balls and his parents ar just plain wrong and such and such.

marc yoo still douche!!!!. ha ha.



shades equals love.

Last sunday wus my cousin archi's boithday. but i wusnt realli up for tha party , i wanted to visit lola thurr. she's been realli sick since november , but despite all that she still laughs and smiles a lot. she wants us to see her all tha time , and last christmas she wanted her home to be tha loudest in the neighborhood , so we tried , err , i guess it worked since i got tired from dancin all night long with t pain's dangerous , lol. anyway , i wus in her bedroom wit my mom , granny loves company , she can talk all day -now i know where i got that trait. i wus sittin near her medical stuff , then i opened her drawer , and around her old makeup and jewelry i found something that made me quite gasp. old vintage shades , massive ones. x D realli kewl. i got tissues and wiped all tha dust off , tried it on , and asked her if i looked okay , with a smile she said , "bunita" , made my heart melt. she said the accessory wus very old , and she forgot about it. she knew i liked it , so she asked if i wanted it fur myself -like DUHDUH , so i said omg thanks.

lola is such a unique woman , i know it wus hard for her to raise nine kids -to raise my dad BIG BUTCH (i know lola , he is major pain) x DD and i will love her forever , because her personality's realli wild. i've never met anyone say chavacano bad words really often. not to us of course , mostly to tha president when we talk about her , x D and to tha local teenage actresses when she watches teli. yes , she hates all of you and i dont know tha hell why.



ha ha , excited to post this , i had my uhm , faggy photoshoot wit lola's shades on tha next day.






























omg wrong. x D

Monday, February 23, 2009

I AR AMATEUR!.

NEW TO THIS , STARTIN OF WIT SOOPER LAME POSTS , SO BEWARE.

-attemptin to make words louder.








cousinhood YEIA.

1997 , wit trina up front , jobi wit tha crazy pose , nikko on my ass , pam copying jobi , and i , the cute one.

ha ha!. we've got costumes!. all wrong.

i lold.

growin up , am sorrounded wit lots of people. we live in a large -enough compound wit five houses and a big space for doin anythin. the other houses are of my mum's brother and sisters. everyone has a family of their own , all of that equals to lots of kids , lots of memories , lots of stories -fun stories.

i can say my family is so much better than the normal ones. wtf?. coz theyre all loud , farts all tha time , makes fun of other people , and when problems come , just pure unity.

i have lots of cousins to make fun of , lemme start with tha OLDEST , who now has tha prettiest daughter janna , ACHI , is intelligent and an amateur baker.
SHOBE , has two sons now. cutest lil people ever!.
BELAT LOLLLOL (tha one wit tah wolverine costume gone wrong) , is a 25 year old virgin. KIDDIN. hes really hard to get along with , lots of demands!. cant take it!.
MARC , in florida , uber thin person.
JOE , in manila , very kewl. emoish.
NIKKO , irish askal , awesome person. ehem , padala po nmen. : D
JOBI , i just love this guy.
MEL , in florida , ain commentin back on friendster , coz she prefers myspace.
PAM , my best cousin , okang , had lots of memories together , a one month age gap , we're both pretty , too pretty fur JPAUL. LOLLLL.
JASON , hard to understand , rude , annoying.
DEMI , my mini me. she thinks am cool. yey.

forgot someone??. err , sorry. ; **




Sunday, February 22, 2009

Format for blog crapship -its a necessity fur coolness. : D

Dont understand tha freakin title?. well , screw. kiddin. since am gon start "blogging" , iguess i should make like , trademark formats on how am gonna make posts. x DDD

uno , start off wit a capital letter. hell , coz i want to.
use spaces beside tha comma! , and end wit a period. x D
emoticons are okay , abuse of x Ds are typical.
wrong usage of words are usual!!.
wrong grammar , am filipina , DUH. wut?. x DD
oh , right alignment , yes. : D
expect nonsense posts , ehem , like this one perhaps?.
a lot of bad , evil , unheard of , words. so much bad words that you'll hear bleeps inside yer head. wtf?.
so much lame posts , you'll shit bricks.
will discuss about things that i hate , and things that i love. DUHDUHDUHDUHDUHDUH.
aint gon try hard for reachin tha boilin point of tha coolness meter , aint got no chance , BUT there will never be a time when louise would be cooler , or cool.
capitalization means attemptin to make the words louder. LOLOLL. (like that one right there!).
sarcasm , yes.
typos , FCUK. -like that one.
will mispell the , and words endin in G. -notice endin. : D

cant think of more , well , go notice!.

YEY ME!. -louder?. x D

Saturday, February 21, 2009

MY FIRST

oookay. uhm , hey everyone?. hello?. this thing on?. ha ha. my "friend" bish louise told me that this is fun stuff. i've made friends with a blogger that she knew , timz , i think she's awesome. then there was one time we made fun of someone who was desperate for coolness. louise wus all like , copycat much , and blah whatev , here on blogspot. anyway , i guess it took me like a month to have this urge of finally signing up. because of fear of being criticized , or tha wrong usage of words -which i do all tha time! , and making tha LAMEST posts ever. know wut , THA HELL. louise's blog is faggy , so atleast , mine's gonna be okay.

am kimi , real name's vanessa kim. vanessa's forbidden , vanessa's dead. aint gon ever like that name , aint gon allow no one calling me by that name. i have this all around , universal , unisex LOL , personality. you get?. i am fun -loving and loud and loves eating squash , really , i do. i'd like to go to Paris someday , awesome french language -i do the lamest imitation of that , and i only know a few words , like three.

music , big part of me. from coldplay to kanye. N E R D to chris brown. NSYNC to plain white t's. i think rico blanco's awesome. and tha eraserheads , legends.

Glitter Pen Mishaps , because i can. x DDD

interesting?. no?. ha ha. sooper new to this , forgive me if i fail.