Sunday, April 5, 2009

moved to multiply. yey!

turns out my relationship with blogspot ddnt work out. lol. wel yea its true. x DD

at first i wus all xcited and stuff , omg blogging , omg ima go type my experiences , omg like an online diary wit photos and whatever. omg multiply's totally better!

ha ha. so ima go blogging thur. asif someone would actually care coz i dont hav freakin friends here! i mean i do but i hvnt met someone new and awesome. wel yea bago pa lang ako sa multiply but hell , its kewler. x DD

so yea okay. goodbye blogspot.


... its over.


iamnotvanessa.multiply.com




Monday, March 30, 2009

gawd no.

mali time and date , fcuk. dapat march 31st 2009 , 11:25 am.

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graduation preparation , menstration. D ;

In three hours am off to school , its my high school graduation and am all like , oh my god. Ive had my nails done and ate hotdogs , got my pictures and signed them (i'll hand them out to some of my friends later) and ive got stuff ready , my hanky coz i'll know i'll cry , my not so awesome camera , and of course , tha lip balm that louise gave me. omg ive gots my period. its my first day. ive got dysmenorrhea (spellchek please , lol) and am uber bothered.


hope i aint gon fall off tha stage!! , wth?.

yey graduation!.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

mcdo birthday.

P A and A J's birthday (P A's 2nd, A J's 1st). uber fun , ate a lot , and posed with mr mcdonald , which a lot of people do. x 3 it started at 4 and ended by 8. the kids had fun playin and stuff. busy ako sa kaka peachur. ha ha. it wus awesum.






Sunday, March 22, 2009

TAMAD NA BLOGGER.

So yea. turns out i cannot update my blog all the time. i lack creativity , limited time for surfin , am too lazy , and when things happen , am all like , "will people care if i blog about this???. guess not." i have four followers for crap's sake. people will laugh about my posts , i'll laugh with them rin. : D

i have a suckish life , i dont like one of my titas , am uber annoyed with KUYATE , lol , cause he never lends me the computer , sakanya naman yun so , hell , traga ia le kel. then dad's havin a hard time lookin for money. then he's all happy about it. he jokes about it all tha time. like , anong gusto mo sabihin mo lang , sabihin mo lang talaga , hanggang dun lang yun. ha ha. despite his flaws about not giving us material stuff , i love that guy. BIG BODDY BUTCH. x DD now all i want to do is go get rich!. sana naman di ako ma horny sa college ng super noh pra maayos future ko. ilayo ako sa boylets!!. LAYYYYO!!.

speakin of future blah , i'll be graduatin!. college na lang tas okay na. di na mag aaral foreva!!!!!!!!!. fortunately ang rich kong tita ay mag dodonate ng dress and closed shoes (demonte claret rayo) ko. : DD actually lots of stuff sa bahay donations lang , and am very proud of it kasi meanin nun my parents have been really really good people. stuff donated are listed below:

microwave , toaster , c d player , tha digital camera , TONS AND TONS of real awesome clothes and shoes , bedsheets , our computer , tha computer desk , and my parents' bed.

see , great ei?.

i wish uunlad naman kame ng konti. ha ha. aios nman. atleast yun lang problema namin. not like other families kung san yung mag ama ay drug pushers , at ung mag ina ay mga pok. or other problems. mabuti kameng pamilya. malulusog rin!!. ha ha.

whats tha point of my post??. omaygad ewan. san san nga ang topics eh!. taglish pa!. oh well.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

yey day.

WA HA , ni hindi pa ako naligo at nag toothbrush e binasa ko na ang tha panti chronicles , series ng kikiam experience. tama ba?. nahawa narn sken si trina -sister kong patpatin , at pnahiram ko ang kikiam experience. sa hapon npancn ko nalang na pati cna dad and mum ngbbsa nrn nun , kuya jay , pampamilya pla books mo?. ; DD

kahapon , aun nga nsa scool ako (pgktpos pmuntang wmsu pra sa nat chuva ko kc nga mgnunursing ako) , march seven po yan , di six. ewan ko ba sa blogspot , advanced ang date. pang states ata time neto , so ngayon lagi kong ineedit ang date at oras sa post options.
anyway , nag lunch kame khpon ksabay classmates ko sa jollibee na sobrang layo sa clurret -duhduhduh. tpos si dex nman gustong humabol , kasi plano nyang mkpag FEATURE lol , picture saken , artista raw kasi ako : D and at tha same time , sortof hangout oppurtunity na nmen yun kasi hindi kme madalas magkita , kasi nga artista ako , busy. x D

nung dumating na sya galing pilar college -magkakapitbahay or magkakapitscool hehe , ang claret , ama , brent , pilar , at baliwasan central school , tapos na kmeng kumain , itinaboy ko clasmates ko pra kme lang makakapagusap. HA HA. so ayun , pagkatpos nmin pag usapan ang mga walang kakwentang kwentang bagay , npancn nia na nsa likuran nmen ung dean nla , meh atraso raw siya dun. naku wla akong pake kasi di ko nman klala yun e. bhla kna dex. x DDD

pabalik sa scool sinamahan niako , e dun na kme nag feature , ha ha!. laki ng mata nia sa pic. di kc siya sanay sa gnun -ewan ko ba kung bket , virgin dw xa pgdating sa camera. so ayun nauna nako , ayw niang tgnan pic nmen , first time raw kc nia. oo , ewan ko rin.
gnto porma ng mga mata nmen sa pic o.

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akin ung dashes obviously.

ha ha. so ayun. aios nman. tnext ako ni dexter , sbi nia ulitin raw nmen. okay na nga ung pic e , dba dex?.

nang umuwi ako pnapunta ako sa marcian , derecho wedding reception pra kaen agad , andun rn kc ang buong cmpnd , kasal ng kptd ng asawa ng anak ng kapatid ng nanay. nakuha mo?. : DD


marami nga pla akong kelangan gawin , pero heto , blog2 , friendster2 , y m2 , tulog ng tulog , tex ng tex , sna nga lang di to mabasa ni mommi. since holiday tomorrow , dun nq mgststart mg study , ausin ang thesis , at gumawa ng poems at stories pra sa school paper. yes , i'll accomplish all of those tomorrow. OR WILL I????. muha ha!!!.
malapit na kasi graduation kea nwwlan nq ng gana ng slyt. ; DDDDD

oh well. YEY DAY!.

Friday, March 6, 2009

NASA SCOOOL. -oha pinoy. : D

So , its a saturday and andito ako sa scool. since mahirap mkapag online lage sa bahay dahil nga napakaraming tao sa compnd at lahat ay nag aagawan sa computer , e eto ako , nsa scool , timing kase scool paper chuva nnman kea nsa com lab kme ngayon , libre internet , aircon , internet tska aircon. HA HA. so madali lang to , kase ggwa pa ako ng feature article kunu. hindi kasi ako inspired eh , in other words tamad. ha ha!!.

so last night nsa scool pa rin ako , kase meh "baryo kalbo" , school play kung saan writer ang kaklase kong si abhegail , ka date ko si dexter pogi , ayun , pinahiram nia saken ung the kikiam experience , the panti chronicles at the panti thoughts and study tips -author : JAY PANTI. (uo , panti surname nia. x DDDDDDD) ASTEEEEG!. ha ha!. kea ngayon tagalog ang pag post ko , mas madali kase kesa magppkahirap akong mag post ng ingles , dugong dugo na ilong ko ng slyt. ha ha. so medyo na impluwensyahan ako ni jay sa pgtagalog sa blog , meron rin kasi siya dito sa blogspot , jaypanti.blogspot.com , bgong paborito kong author ko si jay , wla kna khaled hosseini!!. x DDDDDDDDDDD

nang pinuntahan ko blog ni jay , hindi ko alam kung pano ako mg ffollower. tama ba yun?. e kc la dun e!. chatbox lang. iaad ko nlang siya sa friendster nia.

to mr jay , hanep ka. mggsnd ako ng pics hwak ng books mo , pro di tulad jan sa gurl na yan na nka lingerie ha! naku mgglt c dex!. ha ha. cguro nang nka tshrt lang , atleast noh!!.

to dexter , salamat pnahiram mo sken. poging pogi mo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. ; ***

sa m s word muna ako , u know na , responsibilities kunu.

for those who cannot undrstand this post (as if nman meh foreigner na vinview ako noh.) , well , oookay. : D

Friday, February 27, 2009

physics tour , barely. : D

By 7 am , it wus like , classroom chaos coz everyone wus screamin lookin fur their stuff and did projects and such such. bein irresponsible myself, i joined them. did tha mapeh portfolio , tha c a t lectures , tha computer homework , then i had problems with my letter for the tour , coz parents had to sign it , LAME. so hell , i forged my way through it. : DDDD

fast forward , enk!!!. then it wus time for our trip , i had my vintage shades on and my funky hat and sat near tha bus window. eriko sat beside me , which made me feel all warmer and sweatier coz hes large , and we're all congested inside tha damn school bus. lol. on tha road , i took pics , and some LATEST technology lol from t e s d a, HA HA. then we wnt to sanggali (real farrrrr place from downtown) for tha w m p c thing -which is confidential so i ddnt take any pics coz we wrnt allowed.



here are some of the photos in a random wtf manner.






lunch break. havin a good time , uhm , till mrs cacay showed up. sheesh.
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with king okire.



tha speaker guy said thats a powersaw. oooh.


i dunno wut tha hell that is


wit ellen yey.


uhm , sup megatron?.



yey mirror shot. with marc douche right there.



ha ha. doin bad imitations of tha president.




weeeeees!!!!!!!!!!.

ha ha. talkin bout a i.


thinkin of jom perhaps?.



so yea it wus pretty much a fun day , except for tha morning classroom chaos , tha cacay part , and tha uber heat. ha ha.








conversations wit marc douche -major douche.

Marc collado is one funny a -hole. we hang coz our freakin thoughts mix somehow. we were okay til louise beesh joined. and we both still think she aint kewl. x DDD

anywho , marc is an athiest. he aint like religion , once he decided to hate roman catholicism -if thats a word , in my opinion , his life started to become miserable. yes marc , yer life's miserable coz that thing on yer back is totalli uncool. like , seriously , dorkness much. ha ha.

so , that house thing , tha teli show on axn -which louise also got into and i did not , marc's realli gay fur that one. doctor house (or whatev his name) is turnin marc gay , or already successfully turned him gay. marc thinks hes really awesum. i dont , coz am not a fan. but i did watched some , uhm , two episodes. x DDDD okay , just one.

i aint got nothn new to post so i guess i'll just let ya'll know how we communicate. x DD yea , wtf right??.
our yahoo messenger blah conversation ten mins ago , or so :


:kimi.: hey whore.
:kimi.: yer so gay fur house
Marc Collado: teach me friendster
:kimi.: HA HA.
:kimi.: okay2.
:kimi.: its suckish.
:kimi.: boriing.
:kimi.: lots of lame , annoyin people.
Marc Collado: I decided to be a faggot and post about irrelevant backgrounds that have no connection to my interests
:kimi.: LOLLLOL.
:kimi.: mine does.
Marc Collado: you are lying
:kimi.: coz angry monkees ar kewl.
:kimi.: am not.
:kimi.: u thurr.
:kimi.: hey , go make yer post.
Marc Collado: great
Marc Collado: now edit my background and shits
:kimi.: icant tonight.
Marc Collado: marc.shiz@gmail.com
Marc Collado: password: ******
:kimi.: nonono.
:kimi.: yoo hav to pay me.
Marc Collado: FINE I'D GO FIND SOME *JOHN FAGS TO DO THIS THEY ARE BETTER THAN SOME FAT KID
:kimi.: okay then , im bettr though , so like , uhm , dont say i ddnt warn yoo.
:kimi.: although i think *lanie's got skillls.
Marc Collado: i don't get lanie
Marc Collado: i go ask *chip
Marc Collado: or *rose anne
Marc Collado: or *louise
:kimi.: he good?.
Marc Collado: or
Marc Collado: or
Marc Collado: i dunno lol
Marc Collado: ROFL
:kimi.: nonono. NOT LOUISE!.
Marc Collado:
:kimi.: she is beyond lame.
:kimi.: : DDD
:kimi.: shes just kinda kewl coz shes fcukin rich.
Marc Collado: LOUISE IS LAME
Marc Collado: AGREE OR COMPLETELY AGREE
:kimi.: i know.
Marc Collado: ???
:kimi.: omg i agree.
:kimi.: COMPLETELY.
:kimi.: x DDDDD
:kimi.: soo , go make posts now?.
:kimi.: no?
:kimi.: like , later?.
Marc Collado: Play dota
:kimi.: gawd. \facepalm.
Marc Collado: NO, BLOGGING IS 3RD PRIORITY
:kimi.: wtf then whyd yoo make one.
Marc Collado: because I will be bored one summer's day
:kimi.: lolool.
Marc Collado: and decide i should post on my awesomeness
:kimi.: like maybe youd meet othr faggy aethiests -spelchek gawd.
:kimi.: ooook. am awesomer.
Marc Collado: i highly doubt it
Marc Collado: EDIT MY FRIENDSTER PLZ
Marc Collado: NAO
:kimi.: is house an aethiest?.
:kimi.: -spelchek please.
Marc Collado: atheist
Marc Collado: and yes he freaking is
:kimi.: x DDD
:kimi.: okkk.
Marc Collado: he's the incarnate of me
Marc Collado: in a doctor state
:kimi.: so ar u like , gay?.
:kimi.: NONONO.
Marc Collado: consider me god
Marc Collado: and he is jebus
Marc Collado: spell check plz
:kimi.: hes kewler , richer , sexier , and not dying.
:kimi.: wth.
:kimi.: x D
Marc Collado: wtvr jebus - spell check plz
:kimi.: whatever.
:kimi.: x DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Marc Collado: House is like this awesome
Marc Collado: but I am more awesomer
Marc Collado: and I have a curved spine
Marc Collado: HOW COOL IS DAT?
:kimi.: yer not awesomer marc.
Marc Collado: you are lying
:kimi.: wth no.
------- then i sent marc wut louise sent , tha thing and tha leech. (read info below if ya'll cant comprehend)
Marc Collado: WTH
Marc Collado: IS DAT SHIT
:kimi.: very funny shit./
Marc Collado: is dat a motivational?
:kimi.: ok wtf?.
Marc Collado: OH JEBUS It'S MOVING
:kimi.: wth?./
:kimi.: so yer gonna like , ignor me.
:kimi.: okay okay.
:kimi.: .... okkkkay.
Marc Collado: EDIT MY PROFILE
Marc Collado: PLZXXXXXX
:kimi.: no can do.
:kimi.: maybe nxtime.
:kimi.: when yer cool enuf. lololl.
Marc Collado:
:kimi.: sheesh.
Marc Collado:
:kimi.: go ask chip fur help.
:kimi.: x DDDDDDDDD
Marc Collado: WE PLAY DOTA
Marc Collado: STOP PMING YOU BITCH
:kimi.: i tot u wer editing yer profile!?.
Marc Collado: not anymore because you are being a bitch
:kimi.: omygad thank you!.
:kimi.: go fcuk house.
:kimi.: x DDDDDDDD
:kimi.: or chip.
:kimi.: ha ha.
Marc Collado: MORON
Last message received on 2/27 at 10:09 PM

* john - st.john , his class.
*lanie - his classmate , got mad skillls on fs lol.
*chip - his best boyfriend lol.
*roseanne - some girl at school. i dont know her well.
*louise - yoo know , beesh much.

ha ha!. kinda erased tha other shit out , unimportant stuff , like tah file louise sent us , funny shit thing! , jake ddnt really liked it , coz hes realli uncool. its abwt a guy and a leech on his balls and his parents ar just plain wrong and such and such.

marc yoo still douche!!!!. ha ha.



shades equals love.

Last sunday wus my cousin archi's boithday. but i wusnt realli up for tha party , i wanted to visit lola thurr. she's been realli sick since november , but despite all that she still laughs and smiles a lot. she wants us to see her all tha time , and last christmas she wanted her home to be tha loudest in the neighborhood , so we tried , err , i guess it worked since i got tired from dancin all night long with t pain's dangerous , lol. anyway , i wus in her bedroom wit my mom , granny loves company , she can talk all day -now i know where i got that trait. i wus sittin near her medical stuff , then i opened her drawer , and around her old makeup and jewelry i found something that made me quite gasp. old vintage shades , massive ones. x D realli kewl. i got tissues and wiped all tha dust off , tried it on , and asked her if i looked okay , with a smile she said , "bunita" , made my heart melt. she said the accessory wus very old , and she forgot about it. she knew i liked it , so she asked if i wanted it fur myself -like DUHDUH , so i said omg thanks.

lola is such a unique woman , i know it wus hard for her to raise nine kids -to raise my dad BIG BUTCH (i know lola , he is major pain) x DD and i will love her forever , because her personality's realli wild. i've never met anyone say chavacano bad words really often. not to us of course , mostly to tha president when we talk about her , x D and to tha local teenage actresses when she watches teli. yes , she hates all of you and i dont know tha hell why.



ha ha , excited to post this , i had my uhm , faggy photoshoot wit lola's shades on tha next day.






























omg wrong. x D